Thursday, December 6, 2012

Jab Tak Hain Jaan

Torture is an understatement. The movie seems never-ending. If this is the kind of tribute to give for Yash Chopra, its bad.

There was a song which literally translated to "When your air and my air meets, I breathe.. I breathe.." =.=

 I mean common, we are in 21st century and yet this dumb chick chooses to make such silly dealing with God Almighty. You are trying to instill a very bad attitude in bollywood loving kids. Bribery! Dear God, give me this, I shall sacrifice that for my entire life.

 I thought Anushka had played quite a nice pep chick role, though a lot of flaws in the story. Check Vigil Idiots review for the absofreaklutely wonderful pictorial representation. But what bothered me was, you are trying to say SRK and anushka are 10 years apart? And within that 10 years the language of louwe has been redefined? Wait wait before that, SRK was 28 during the first half of the movie? OH KAY, of course that is totally acceptable.

Kill me now.




Skyfall Review

I have a few questions to the makers of this movie.

1. I thought I baught the tix for a bond movie. Where is the bond girl?

2.You are introducing a new Q and money penny, why do you have to tarnish their image so badly in the first movie?

3. I understand it is about bidding farewell to the old with emphasis of old ways are not always bad. But going and building a fort in the middle of no where in Scotland? Eh. thats a bit of an overkill. Oh dont even get me started on the home-alone like set up of booby traps..

I've never accepted Daniel Craig as bond anyways, so heck it.