Stereotying the shallow

Shallow, probably one of the very few words which survived through this generation's limited vocabs circling around the b* and f* . But, shallow alone is used a little too extensively in all the wrong contexts. So here is what I think what the word means, in this era.

Shallow is NOT when you have frequent status updates
Shallow is when you have pointless ones like "I bought a pencil" and expect a million likes from your followers

Shallow is NOT when you have nothing to say in a conversation
Shallow is when you state the obvious and wants it to be acknowledged as the smartest thing in the world

Shallow is NOT doing crazy extremely pointless things with your friends
Shallow is making a big deal about it and expect a paparazzi for it.

Shallow is NOT when you talk about small things and people
Shallow is when you don't pay attention to them and their emotions 

Lastly,
Shallow is NOT when you have only one thing ticked off your to-do list.
Shallow is when you run through everything with jet speed and not do it sincerely.

OR you just called procrastination and being lazy. Back to work!